Last week Thoughts turned out much better than originally conceived. My inability to use email to transmit it to our esteemed editor seemed an insurmountable obstacle. I don't own a computer or iPhone and I'm normally content to use a library, computer and a jitterbug phone. Right. Dan came up with an ingenious solution utilizing artificial intelligence transcription. No, the artificial does not apply to my musings, but it's antithesis, "organic intelligence" certainly applies to Dan. I'm hoping for lightning to strike again this week.

Oh no. My mailbox has a postcard that says president Trump's coronavirus guidelines for America. Oh, please! If it didn't have the CDC's common sense guidelines on the back, I would have expected "Doctor Donald's Magical Elixir and Patented Cure" on the front. Whose idea was it to put the Chest Thumper in Chief's imprimatur on this national mailing? Someone please save us all from this Looney Tunes madness, I ask.